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is a media-version of a Black Hole, into which crazies like Coulter could be projected.
Failing that, I would settle for having a Greek Chorus follow her around wearing masks with stringy blonde hair and faces resembling "The Scream." They would not have to write any new material themselves, but merely repeat what she has said that day or week, and if it's been quiet, the many things she's said in the past.
What might be even more entertaining, but probably too subtle, would be something modeled after "Billionaires for Bush," say... "Blonde Bimbos for Ann?"