I've made the unfortunate mistake of allowing FTD to send me e-mail messages to remind me of Mother's Day. I thought I would only get a reminder in time to send roses to the mum, instead I am swamped with deals from FTD. In light of Colbert's performance and the incredibly rancorous response, I am using my secret decal, coupon and mileage to send Stephen Colbert a bouquet and a card saying "You go guy!" I suggest anyone else with the balls or brass vagina of Colbert do the same. According to FTD it will only cost you 29.95 and this is far less than a years guilt to NPR and a much bigger message. Imaging his studio filled with flowers and greetings.
Let us all send flowers to Stephen Colbert and shove reality in the face of the Bushites or let us cower and save our money for our expected uptick in taxes. Your call. Mine is going to FTD.
Chris Montgomery
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