Letters to the Editor
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God talks to me too
God talks to me and she told me that she gave Pat Robertson a really small penis, and she wishes that she had endowed him more generously so he wouldn't feel the need to give away all the things she tells him in confidence. "My bad," she says, whenever the subject comes up, with a genuine tone of sadness in her voice. I don't think she's joking about it.
But then sometimes she laughs and says that she gave his wife a really big vagina to make up for it. She cracks me up. I can't stay mad at 'er.

