Letters to the Editor
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Bah! Too Many Good Vibes Going Here
All you liberal moonbats. What's the matter? The truth hurt too much so you change the letters section, Waah waaah waah, the mean old Republicans keep showing up here and pointing out the truth to us, Waaah waaah, because really you're all scared because you know you are wrong and Bush is right and the Global War on Terror isn't just going to win itself, you bunch of no-brain crybabies. You'ld like nothing better than having terrorists goosestepping in the streets of America, which is what will happen within ten minutes of an Iraq pullout, and then where will you hide? In the Salon letter pages? Please, Mr. Terrorist, if you don't behead me I'm sure we can talk about our feelings and reach an agreement. Not!
So you thing you're hiding out all safe now, in your letters columns, but Saddam was a dictator, in case you've all forgotten. Or maybe you'd rather live in Saddam Land since you think it's so fun. Oh, but that's right, I forgot, you're all hippocrits, aren't you? Not so many cheeseburgers in Saddam Land and if Biil KKKlintion was good at anything it was eating burgers, but there's no cheeseburgers in Iraq, That's why Klinton didn't go. A war for oil, you say, but French Fries are fried in oil, in case you've all forgotten, but then you moonbats always forget the little details like that, so you probably think that's just fine and dandy just as long as you get to keep stuffing your hippie mouths with vegetarian food -- oh, look at me, how "evolved" I am, not eating meat I"m so much better than you; well just keep on thinking that way, buddy, and then wonder why Red state America keeps not understanding what the hell you are talking about or voting for your pretty boy candidates like John "How's my Hair?" Edwards, I'm laughing all the way to the next election already you worthless pack of banana eating surrender monkies.
Sorry, about that, all. I like the new format, but I was having withdrawal pangs from the cold turkey absence of some of the troll letters