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The Top 10 Ways Bill Clinton Can Pass Time In The White House:
10. Nap in private.
9. Fix up Chelsea's room -- just the way it was.
8. Put a whoppie cushion under Hillary’s Oval Office chair.
7. Wag his finger at the White House Chef for not taking snacktime seriously.
6. Teach young staffers how to smoke pot without inhaling.
5. Track down former first feline “Socks” and reinstate him.
4. Run a free dry cleaning service for interns, with blue-dress specials every Wednesday.
3. Contract a Caucasian strain of vitiligo and literally turn into first black president.
2. Become a contestant on “So You Think You Can Dance“ with Obama as the only judge.
And the number one thing Bill Clinton can do to pass time in the White House is:
1. Sleep between every couple he rents out the Lincoln bedroom to.