Letters to the Editor
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HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY JOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are what should be the Left's talking points at EVERY CHANCE to get the extra few % of ill-informed red-staters:
1. Rudy. Bi-sexual. Lived with a gay-couple between marriages, why...there are "stories" of gay drug parties and homo-sex amongst the NY social "elite." Does this explain why he jumps around with wives/beards?
2. Mitt. Tortured his dog. Tortures animals...is this part of his Mormon religion that we don't really know about? And what really made him support abortion before? Why would someone support if if they didn't get a former girlfriend an abortion? Could that be it?
3. Fred. Hollywood Fred. Coke, 'ho's, and can't get out of bed after all those orgies at Heff's...is that why he's so lazy? Will tax us to Hell because he's a Hollywood Conservative.
4. Newt. Washed up nut-case. We should feel SAD for him more than anything else. Like a has-been football or baseball player, Newt's running is nothing more than an ex-champ selling autograph's at a casino door. Does running again help him only emotionally, or does it also help him pick up women?