Letters to the Editor
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Consumption Is Not Mental Illard
I can't breathe, I need *Oxy*. Real Americans eat real meals. I pita the fool, and that's the name of that tune, so hummus a few bars and I'll drink to that! Real Americans are not quiche biting, cheese-eating, monkey chow hounds, chomping at the bit like some dumb crumb. Real Americans are upper crust. Have you dined with the Limbaughs of Cape Girardeau? They put out a *fabulous* spread.

