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It's a Mad lib. Here's the formula:
Camille, you are so [superlative adjective]!
You are not at all like the rest of the [derogatory adjective] liberals, you have such a [synonym for very large] brain that they just can't understand you.
Please keep showing up the [derogatory adjective] liberals. Stay [synonym for cool]!
[expression of sorrow when parting from someone you love]
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