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• Wednesday, January 14, 2009 11:40 AM

  Damn you, Xrandadu!

  I was going to do the same thing!

  Except not in as much detail.

  Perhaps I can simply give a good catch all summary, so that people won't have to read any of Camille's future columns.

  Dear Camille,

  I am a conservative. Democrats suck. Obama sucks. Sarah Palin rocks! I hate abortion and gays and I love Jesus! I am also old have nostalgia for old things, which I will now reference . I also hate edumacated liberals in those fancy-pants universities! Oh, I don't believe in science, either.

  Love,

  Conservativeguy

  Dear Conservativeguy,

  I am so in agreement with you! I believe Democrats and Obama suck, despite my assertions that I'm a Democrat and voted for Obama! Sarah Palin is my all time favorite fantasy crush, too!

  While I have to make some statement here that I can reference to support a future assertion that I'm pro-choice and gay, I will agree with you that other pro-choice folks suck, as well as gay activists (unless they're me).

  I love Jesus, too. Even though I'm an atheist. Really, I just love anything you do. Truly, I do.

  And old things! I love your reference to that old thing, which I will now use to contrive a mention of something I wrote 30 years ago.

  And, of course, I despise academia with a passion. It sucks! It's far too liberal and pretentious and judgmental. As is science - it just doesn't feel right to me. I'm certainly glad you and I are not pretentious or judgmental like that!

  In closing, I'd like to plug something else that I read that I just uncritically think is the bees knees.

  Hugs and kisses,

  Camille

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