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You Might As Well Have Renditioned This Line to Eastern Europe:
"Billing and spooning with Judy on Walters' show, he seemed like a puritanical poker coming up through the runny butter-cream frosting like a 5 o' clock shadow."
Yikes- talk about tortured prose. What does that even mean? Did this line come to you as you read the latest serialized Collier's down at the drugstore while drinking a butterscotch phosphate through a red-striped straw? It's like watching a seven year old try to walk in high heels.