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Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:00 AM

"Do not flush while seated on toilet"

It would be easy to miss those seven simple words next to the flush button in the airliner bathroom. Pay attention, or ruin your life!
By Garrison Keillor

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  • Tuesday, December 16, 2008 07:57 PM

    that was damn funny

    I thought it was going to be about how to avoid 'stuff' splashing you on the tushie when you pull the handle, not having your insides ripped out like a six year old stuck on a swimming pool grate...

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