Letters to the Editor
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Driving west with the window rolled down, the radio playing
OK, let's put the stereotype to task.
Make a left at Seventh Ave at Twiggs El Cortez, cross Avenues 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, pass the Sempra Building, the Metro Center, Petrini's at India St, the Coaster and Trolley lines, pass by the Municipal Building and ...
... oops, what is this? Water?
WATER! STO-O-O-O-OP! It's the Coronado Bay, stupid!
phew!
goddamn radio, it was so loud I couldn't see!
Better park and have seabass at Anthony's.
Thank you for the suggestion, Mr Keillor!
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I took the road less traveled by...
and that has made all the difference.
Enuf said.
Oh, and @Allie_, just for the record, the road from Memphis to Little Rock (the one you love, at least until the first exit) is just about the most godawful, depressing, God-forsaken strip of real estate I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. Experience is the best teacher. I'll never do that again. The only thing worse is the island of Manhattan.