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Woe unto You scribes,
lawyers, and Pharisees.
And, at mass a wino priest,
who whacked me for giggling.
I laughed when saying in Latin:
Oh, my misery make me cranky.
I got kicked off the alter boy list.
I'm glad tho - I'd sip the wine too.
I liked the after-mass-doughnuts.
But, I always wondered about nuns,
and told the priest about a wet dream.
Honest. Sister Gertrude was a real babe.
A nuns in a church is often so beautiful.
I'm just remembering. I thought 'um cute.