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Dennis Leary has botched a break-in robbery at a house, been attacked by a dog after having cat urine sprayed on his ski mask before dropping the ski mask and making his escape.
The police are called.
Police Officer #1 - Uh, Lieutenant, I found this mask with a weird smell.
Police Officer #2 (Phil) - We both found it.
Police Chief - [Sniffing] Urine.
Police Officer #1 - Oh, thank God. Phil thought it might be semen.
Police Chief - Phil needs to talk to a therapist.
Personally I think Gary needs to talk to a therapist. This article is special insane and says a lot more about Gary than it does about Sarah Palin, the Republicans, the Democrats or anyone else.
