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We conservatives really do appreciate the effort you liberals are putting in to help get McCain-Palin elected, we really do. But please, do whatever you can to keep from [ahem] climaxing too early.
Imagine Joe Biden naked. Think about mid-season AL West baseball. We want these ill-advised stories to peak [chuckle] just before E-ur-lection Day so as to maximize the pleasure of victory.
Keep It Up! [so to speak]