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Man, it is exceedingly clever the way you latch onto whatever you deem to be the most salient characteristic of somebody (in Glenn's case, his sexuality, apparently) and then oh-so-sardonically "mock" them using those witty little names that cut to the heart of your target's true nature.
Since you must having some passing familiarity with yourself, do tell - how do you refer to yourself in your own mind? Suppurating hemorrhoid? Incomprehensibly big asshole? Nauseating turd?