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• Wednesday, January 7, 2009 01:34 PM

  @indict Greenwald.

  I'm sorry, mooser, but your comedic ju ju don't even come close Rocky's little sompin', sompin.'

  *Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota

  There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon

  And one day his woman ran off with another guy

  Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that

  He said I'm gonna get that boy

  So one day he walked into town

  Booked himself a room in the local saloon.

  Rocky Raccoon checked into his room

  Only to find Gideon's bible

  Rocky had come equipped with a gun

  To shoot off the legs of his rival

  His rival it seems had broken his dreams

  By stealing the girl of his fancy.

  Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil

  But everyone knew her as Nancy.

  Now she and her man who called himself Dan

  Were in the next room at the hoe down

  Rocky burst in and grinning a grin

  He said Danny boy this is a showdown

  But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot

  And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

  Now the doctor came in stinking of gin

  And proceeded to lie on the table

  He said Rocky you met your match

  And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch

  And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.

  Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room

  Only to find Gideon's bible

  A Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt

  To help with good Rocky's revival.

  *the beatles

  bah.

  —bahhummingbug Read bahhummingbug's other letters
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