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Zoltan Newsberry (you can't make this stuff up) does a bang-up joke (bad eyes? trembling fingers? misfiring syanpses?) and struts his stuff: "I'm a very vibrant sexy 60+ year old, whist you can't remember the last time someone stroked your sweet spots, my dear. You are a nasty, dried up and bitter possy if there ever was one."
Whist?? A game for possies, errr, pussies??
Sad, really. Doosh Bag Looser?? Are you making a very lame, feeble reference to someone?? Those poor British scientist . . .