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• Tuesday, January 6, 2009 07:42 PM

  Dears Dooshe Bag Looser and Little Kitt:

  Hello my dears.

  I see you have nothing better to do, even in the wake of Barrack's great victory.

  Isn't it interesting that he is not what you thought he would be?

  Perhaps he wants to represent my interests too.

  Perhaps he wants us all to survive and thrive.

  Perhaps he is not as partisan as I thought he would be.

  Perhaps he is not as klueless as you are and as klueless as you hoped he would be.

  We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?

  Larry Summers got kicked out of Harvard and now he's whispering in Obama's ear. You gotta be very worried about that, my frems.

  Kittsy, I'm a very vibrant sexy 60+ year old, whist you can't remember the last time someone stroked your sweet spots, my dear. You are a nasty, dried up and bitter possy if there ever was one.

  Dooshe Bag: you need a reading list because you are very ignorant, asshole.

  You could stalk me if you want.

  I'm gonna quit this here saloon momentarily, Dooshbag, and read a few more chapters in "The Landmark Thucydides"

  Why don't you try reading it too? I have relatives who read it in the original Greek and wrote books about it, you ignoramus. While your relatives were running around in animal skins, and squating in caves, mine were maintaining libraries, you dumbass pos.

  Too bad Glenda went to second rate schools where he only learned politically correct nonsense, and no Plato, no Thucydides, no Milton Friedman, just leftwing bullshit, which, to his sorry credit, he totally mastered. Too bad he and so few of you ever got to read Homer, Thucydidies, William Buckley, Friedrich von Hayek or Milton Friedman. Ignorance is bliss and you guys are as high as I could ever be, even on the best Vietnamese pot.

  You are all blissfully ignorant, and, if you are unlucky enough to win, all of our great grandchildren will have to die horrible deaths long before they reach adulthood and long before your bullshit global warming proves to be a lie.

  —zoltan newberry Read zoltan newberry's other letters
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