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"Jebbie, you are epitome of decorous reserve today. Imagine that! ;-}"
Missy, ever since Holly kicked my ass a couple of months ago, I have been extremely decorous and reserved and you should have noticed that simple fact.
Last Friday night, Gilbert, stood his ground against five (5) ferocious raccoons from the Christian Scientists church roof, next door.
Compared to Gilbert, you, Madam, are like a pussycat with a Brazilian buzzcut.