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You lend a toothbrush, deodorant, a brush?
You cook kielbasa? Please kill no one in kilt.
P-gal, you need a light blue inaugural gown?
You bring a ballet tutu and dance with poodle.
O Meet a Menagerie: Ringo, Pete, Poodle LuLu.
Lu Lu's a big breed. She has black wagging tail.
Poor Ringo is blond male. They're in great heat.
Maybe to be safe, quiet, bring a relaxed oboist.
People's are wondering about you. Act illiterate.
No bring Jebbie. Act as you dumped a boyfriend.
You sure? Promise. Split logs, and haul the trash?
