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"Why do your videos never depict the torturing and sexual humiliation of trolls? Shall I forever be disappointed?"-- Baldie McEagle
Probably.
I could probably round up something having to do with screwing leprechauns but that would upset the faerie contingent around these parts so that can't be done. Mona would kick my ass.
Maybe I could find some stock video of our Boy Hornetdriver dropping his load on an Afghan wedding party. Would that take care of your immediate needs?