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Browsing through a phonebook in Western Maryland,
a bunch of immigrants came from the shores of Wales.
Look:` James? Many drunks live in hovels atop a V.F.W.
There is the name:`Greenwald on the Vietnam Memorial.
My advice is:`No date, hire, and never-ever marry: James.
My idea is silly:`Scream the lungs out in the inner beltway?
In the DC streets pretend Ya a Psychotic? Yell read Huck Finn?
Beware of a sudden military attack! GOPS have evil symptoms.
Blintzes. Remember death camp survivors. Impose time-outs?
This is no game about Who has the best burp skills. Who juggle?
Who was kindergarden president? O. Pick the 5th Ave Doberman?
Select inferior breeds of hyenas as a B. Obama pet mascot pup pet?
O. Teach the elite to snub noses at all other American worker classes.
Pick Bambi, Thumper, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, or a ill schizophrenic.
I believe to be cut-off from Natural Laws * What transpires is a depravity. I browsed, no burps.
