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• Tuesday, December 2, 2008 06:08 PM

  Pedinska. (no ballerina splashing in the bath time)

  ~

  My ballerina friend anticipates you to arrive on early Friday.

  There is no neon creche in the front yard. Meet at the farm.

  The land marker is a funeral home. Turn Left. See a green house.

  The farm homestead is hemlock and white cedar, and it's been painted brown.

  You can't miss it. Tom Jefferson stayed in the mansion of our next door neighbor.

  The curfew here is very early. Visitors are always treated with hospitality. No excuses.

  Be early, and remain forever. No bring YKW. I'll share peppermint chocolate ice cream.

  Mochas. Fun. Wear what you wish. No worry. No carry a mezuzah, moo cow, or plan a eulogy.

  No smiles, giggles, laughter, teases, sneeze-bars, blogs, three-piece-suits, or pointy shoes.

  Remember. Only joy.

  No audacious babble.

  No chutzpah allowed.

  You be a alive creche.

  No worry. O applauds,

  only to nature beauty.

  and drive soberly. Yes.

  No daydreaming.` Oy!

  I hit a side view mirror.

  I watch clouds, O bang.

  Ripped off autos mirror.

  Ta' cost to fix?`$78:00.

  Watch were you goings.

  Get here in a one-piece.

  No wear skimpy 2-piece.

  Mennonite love Pedinska!

  Buy some green pistachio.

  O, "off-topic" gibber jabs-

  We trapped a talon Falcon.

  It was swooping at the cat.

  We can hardly wait to greets.

  You P- is talked about in town.

  You P-you. Neighbors love `P.!

  You P-you. Neighbors know`U!

  Behave, and lug along,`just `U?

  P. U.? Haul logs to a cook stove?

  Maybe we will cook some soups.

  Lady. Pedinska, I's gotta get gone.

  Timothy3 say:`No ever late to sup.

  —GoodCelery! Read GoodCelery!'s other letters
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