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"Quite the spectacle when a local steals his Speedo, lemme tell ya! :-D" -- Pedinska
Not nearly the spectacle of a bottle blonde, middle aged, woman, short in stature, attempting to pitch a purple see-through brassiere over a pipe in Captain Tony's Saloon while still wearing said brassiere! No? I have fotos!!!!
Dexter stole the Speedo only because the above bottle blonde bribed him with catnip. Bah
All hills are up.