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I do believe we have, if not a winner, certainly a weiner. (of the two-inch flaccid variety, as Pedinska helpfully pointed out, putting herself in play to win Hurl Check...)
I'm even smaller than that.
I once thought I was ginormous, then I woke up and realized I was R2D2 (and isn't he a little fellow?). Wow, unreal (2r).
And, in anticipation, "you guys think you're so smart! Why don't you join menses, or something?!"