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Due to an apparent inversion, there's a troll here today who has a walrus mustache, uh, down there. The emanations from the aforementioned orifice aren't entirely clear, but it's something like, "Smarty Artie had a party..."
I do believe we have, if not a winner, certainly a weiner. (of the two-inch flaccid variety, as Pedinska helpfully pointed out, putting herself in play to win Hurl Check...)