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Why wear a mommy brassiere, a ankle bracelet,
and a colorful crown of jelly beans? Gold Mums.
O. Kvetch. Ay. A new name for a Klytus Hostess.
Klytus consume many stale 'Hostess' fruit cakes.
Vegans do kvetching? No eat a bony duck soup.
Ambrosia. Yummy, a fouls odor is Hugo Chavez?
Hugo smell what? Jello? No. French Fries? Sulfur.
Jello has no odor. You can jiggle and shake here.
Baked sweet carrots, sweet potato, honks Klytus?
Free sticky bumper stinkers at Jebbie's bog swap.
Melodrama K. needs a drunk to sit on a keyboard.
Klytus. Go ponder. O wonder if poodle is leashed.
You and dead ducks wear no panties. Call quacks.
You manage a bird-mate, date club? Hug a bears.
Klytus is a yellow big bird who eats child sea saws.
Sop. Cease. Bless, resist. Ay, refrain. Embellish UT.
Klutus. Ya forgot to enter a stage scene with threads.
