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Did you overnight those fishnets?
Pedinska assured me that she didn't need them because she has something even more stunning to show you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shine her patent-leather boots so I can wear them one last time before I mail them back to Ohio. That is, if the Postal Service is still in business on Monday.
The economy's going to hell in a handbasket, eh?