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You must be one of those pwoper pwogwessives guilty of fwee spweech. And, your turban had nothing to do with any of it.
Sorry, All. Sometimes reading this thread is what I imagine the world would be like on some really good weed. Child of the 60s that I am, the only thing I ever inhaled was a Marlboro red - other than what wafted through the heating ducts in the dorm. I'm feeling deprived for having missed out.
The link to which Hortense, er, Cocktailhag might be referring:
http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/10/embarracuda.html
also, at sig