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Bystander... Thanks for digging up the link; I found it educational, and hoped others might, too. Sadly, I'm far too lazy to type a proper link, and since they don't even click through on this site, why bother? I have pineapples to hollow out.
Name from an old joke...
Q. Is that Hortense?
A. Nah, she's just nervous.