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No chemistry professor does a can-can gig dance like you can.
Kitt can play the banjo and send a good You-Tube DVD to view.
A lawyer can do a hokey pokey, and who will dance with a pole cat?
If we can set aside the pole cat - I did that particular dance when I was 5 and have never forgotten the lesson learned - I will also volunteer to perform my infamous "Dance of the Seven Voles".
I am sure that Jebbie and Mona would graciously do a round of the Hully Gully.
WT can keep time on his chest. ;-}