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I've never been in a biker gang but I did ride motorcycles. I suppose you could count the kids I rode bicycles with as a youth
I want to extend to you my personal invitation to join the Litvaks, my all-semitic sport bike posse. The usual requirements are:
1)must be Bar-Mitzvahed and circumcised, not nevessarily in that order.
2) Own and ride 600cc sport bike or larger.
3) Wear proudly the Club Colors on your jacket- it consists of a Star of David behind an 8-ball, and the motto "Leave no Turn Unstoned"
In view of your contributions, we can waive or adjust any of those. Heck, you got anything with two wheels? You're in, baby! Things are tough all over. Welcome to the club!