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East Tennessee. We have the strongest women in the world and can beat your god damn tanks with her just throwing pig shit at you!
Shucks, no need for you girls in ET to worry your pretty little heads over it ... no way the invaders will get past us, north past the Cohutta or the Chattahoochee, or even an inch into the Nantahala (even Jeff Davis couldn't handle it in there!).
Be good if you could watch that Western approach, though. And, ah, keep an eye on Oakridge for us, y'hear? :>
Seriously, you probably already know that this is why the Brits emptied their jails of the final Stuart holdouts and spread our lot out over all these mountains, with their eyes on the sneaky Spanish to the south ... (sig)
