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You are not a Orthodox rabbi, or a rabid junkyard mutt.
The literal Orthodox rabbi refuses children to use a piggy bank to save money for vanilla ice cream cones dipped in melted chocolate.
A rabid dog sneers with distemper disease. It's normal for people to hush at the sight of a rabid kangaroo who sucker kicks at almost each post.
A lawyer can be skilled at hauling manure out from a barn stall, or the Capital Hill "pig trough" and recommend the fresh grub, and purer water to assimilate.
Drink 3-pints of water per day, or 2-quarts of goat milk. huh.