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Eat garlic for a good aphrodisiac breath on Mother's Day. Bah, no eat rain poodles for Mom Day dinner. Clean the humbug ears with a q-tip? Use a violin bow.
My mother in law is long dead. I bet she'd spell my name right.
I'd dump a spouse if she'd not allow me to stay here and UT blog.
Or, rather I'd rather have a good mate to keep me away from U.T.!