Letters to the Editor
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...."ass flaps"....
Those pajamas with a "ass flap" buttons are as comfortable as sleeping naked as a bare beer. Well. If president leads the way : GWB holds a weeping mother in Katrina, walks hand in hand with Saudi Princes at a Texan pig sty or Camp David, and visits a cyclone baby with a promise to send rubber flip-flops if it's not held up in Congress.
If 'W' was a Wall Mart clerk he'd frown at irked shoppers saying, "Have a smile face day."
P.S.~ Try those comfortable ass-flaps this fall season?
Ask Santa for a red pair. You will like them, I think?
That's if, if, If we are not obliterated from the Earth.
I got a pair from Michele on my birthday last year.
Serious. Comfy. Drink fuzzy leaf comfrey tea.

