Letters to the Editor
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Shame on you, Glenn Greenwald!
Shame on you for not knowing your place! How many times do we serious journalists have to tell you: "most people don't care about minor government functionaries, no matter how pivotal their role may be in screwing up the world...You can lead a consumer to stories of vital national importance, but you cannot make him care."
Our jobs are big business, and you just don't get it, do you? We have a responsibility to report the crap people want because crap sells. That's our job! Bloggers give a Sassy!Edge (tm) to those stories. You and your Serious Issues would never charm anyone into giving you the Inside Scoop that might make you more money, cough, enhance your career, cough, make you a better journalist. Looser.
The truth! How naive of you, Glenn. This job is hard work. Playing the blame game and gotcha is not what Bush is about. He told us that before he got elected when we used to ask harder questions. Accept it and move on already. How many times do we have to tell you? Pretty soon we're going to leave you alone to your obscurity and then you'll really be sorry you didn't accept our helpful advice. Looser.