Letters to the Editor
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Cry Me a River
What is it about Republicans and their crocodile tears? Supposedly such big. tough he-men, they resort to the tactic of frustrated toddlers when the facts are against them.
Who can forget Randy "Duke" Cunningham turning on the waterworks when it looked like his fancy antiques and fetid hot tub were going to be snatched?
Then there was John Boehner, with streaks in his peanut-butter fake tan, blubbering drunkenly so frequently that all Washington probably flees when he walks in to a bar.
Indeed, it seems that Dick Cheney is about the only prominent Republican incapable, or more likely just uninterested, of dissolving into tears on cue. You've got to, in a weird way, give him some credit.....
He's going to the bank, alright, but snickering, rather than crying, all the way.