Letters to the Editor
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The American howler monkey
As long as America has a free press and free speech we will have to learn to ignore the howler monkeys. The first newspapers in the Colonies were partisan newspapers who often said extremely outrageous and questionable things. It only picked up when the Republic was formed and it has not let up to this day. People of good conscience, and most Americans are, have to let the monkey howl so we all know what a stupid person looks like. We need to see their hairy, feces covered butts as they scream and spit on passersby. This is what pluaralism looks like.
The reason its so prevalent on the airwaves is because the media is biased toward one thing and one thing only, money, and if it smells it sells. But I think most Americans know better. The howler monkeys have some devoted zombies that hand on every word but these people are a small minority. The only thing we have to fear from them is when a pack of them decide it's time for revolution and they get violent. It will happen, sooner rather than later, and that will be the end of the "conservative movement" for at least a half century.
So fret not, correct 'em when they're wrong, and be sure to duck when the dittoheads take to the street.