Letters to the Editor
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Yamaha Mousse for president
Well, okay, that bit about the leathers was clever -- just manly motorcycle stuff, nothing to see here, folks. But how do you propose to explain the hood, the whip, and the optional ball gag? The American people may be a bit inattentive at times, but they hate being openly diddled.
(I'd give the same advice to McCain, but I'm nothing if not respectful.)

