Letters to the Editor
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confessional thoughts
I'd like to post as Derbig Mooser's wife, or more accurately, perhaps, the sockpuppet for Derbig Mooser's wife. For all I know, she already posts here under multiple names. I think I could qualify as her sock because I once threated to shoot the teevee with my .20 gauge. Fortunately, it didn't come to more than racking in a shell to convince my husband (who is not Derbig) to switch the channel back to the movie I was watching. Derbig likely would have responded differently, which is why I wouldn't qualify to be his wife, but might qualify to be his wife's sockpuppet. If she holds auditions, Derbig, be sure to let me know.
Sorry, DCLaw1 and Bill Owen - just couldn't resist.

