Letters to the Editor
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The muddy river
Accurate, but incomplete....
That's Arizona just desserts, Señor Celery, if you please. No peaches or blueberries here. We barbecue whiptails instead, fight the javelinas for the nopalitos, and dream of the broad Potomac. If we were better people, we might be vouchsafed a glimpse of it one day. As it is, well....
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The Potomac is brown usually.
Sometimes it's a dull green, like moss. I see it every day, and it's nothing to write home about.
Truth be told, I ought not get betwixt Mr. Celery and WT, salami scent notwithstanding. Such discussions are poetically licensed and fraught with erudition. I have no such license, and my prose is comparatively a bit amateurish. ;-)
I'll stick to McSame, The BarackStar and Hillacious. Mrs. Bubba can give a good speech, and make clear concise points. She can even make points extemporaneously, in a Q&A session. Must be that whole trained lawyer thing. Barack can handle these tasks too, despite Charles Krauthammer's vehement screed to the contrary.
Saint John not so much... he needs Holy Joe (or Cindy) to keep his ass is line.