Letters to the Editor
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@ bystander
I'd like to post as Derbig Mooser's wife,
Be my guest, bystander, and if I don't mind my saying so, that's big of me. Or would it be on-line bigamy?
You will have no difficulty registering an account as "Derbig Mooser's wife" . But I warn you, Shooter242 says you will find it unsatisfying.
I'm having a hell of a day! I don't exist and I can't satisfy my wife.
Buckyl has destroyed me, with one snap of his synapse. I hope it wasn't his last, but it looks close. Or maybe they do things different in Florida. I've heard people down South are more easygoing. and their heritage makes it easy to understand why I am LWM's literary slave.
Where's my Emancipation Proclamation?

