Letters to the Editor
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Omigod!
Aych mentions precious bodily fluids a lot. I assumed that he was just one of us evil ironists, but what if -- omigod -- what if he's actually General Ripper's SOCKPUPPET!?
(Enough with the thespian exertions for this evening. Time to retire. Until the morrow, then -- and flights of angels sing the lot of you wonderful dramatis personae to your rest.)

