Letters to the Editor
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Jedi Master Obi Wan Calabresi and Time
Jedi Master Calabresi: "These are not the stories you are interested in."
Weak-minded American public: "These are not the storied we are interested in."
Jedi Master Calabresi: "Move along."
Weak-minded American public: "Look! Mel Gibson had dinner with Britney!"

