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bin Laden: Achmed, my friend, how is the long-term Collusion of Terror with the librofascist Democratic party doing?
Achmed: Not so good, Ladenator. The brave and freedom-having Republicans have successfully defended the telecoms from potential prosecution for years-long violations of telecommunications acts.
bin Laden: Well gol-blast it! That's a right booger in the sugar, ain't it.