Letters to the Editor
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Turnabout is fair play
You're going to have to be a little more specific. How exactly does this apply to reverse phone number lookup on Google, or calling Aunt Sally? If Billary gets in office I shall assume the worst. After all, they used the IRS as a personal pit bull. See the Barret report.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
That's right, for another two weeks. However, before August it was illegal and talesofwoe thinks ATT should be sued to death for the possibility that they did then, what is legal today. You know, the rule of law.
Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
And that applies to the fourth how exactly?
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
Given that logic we should invite Al Qeada to all our intelligence meetings so they will know what to avoid, thereby rendering those measures unnecessary! At least until some idiot decides to publicize the change in policy at which point Al Qaeda knows to change tactics. At least until...
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.