Letters to the Editor
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Chimp talk
SOTU Drinking Game
Whenever Bush says "dudn't," (doesn't) "wudn't, (wasn't) or "idn't, (isn't): one drink.
Whenever Bush says "some" (democrats) want something patently wrong or evil, although none actually have: one drink.
Whenever Bush whistles an "S" like a drunk: one drink.
Whenever Bush inappropriately elongates a syllable with a petulant whine: one drink.
Whenever Bush says something that isn't true: one drink.
Better have a whole case of something ready.
-- Cocktailhag
I don't think I could keep up but I do share your apparent disdain for Junior's grotesque attempt at speech. Hey, not too bad for a chimp, though.

