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  • Chimp talk

    SOTU Drinking Game

    Whenever Bush says "dudn't," (doesn't) "wudn't, (wasn't) or "idn't, (isn't): one drink.

    Whenever Bush says "some" (democrats) want something patently wrong or evil, although none actually have: one drink.

    Whenever Bush whistles an "S" like a drunk: one drink.

    Whenever Bush inappropriately elongates a syllable with a petulant whine: one drink.

    Whenever Bush says something that isn't true: one drink.

    Better have a whole case of something ready.

    -- Cocktailhag

    I don't think I could keep up but I do share your apparent disdain for Junior's grotesque attempt at speech. Hey, not too bad for a chimp, though.