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I am an autodidact. Perhaps you know what that means. I desperately crave a seat at the cool kids table in Glenn's lunchroom. The last time I tried to sit there, no one would talk to me. I left. No way would I let that conspiracy-fueled power structure rule my life! Paradoxically, now I'm back (with a new handle) pretending like that never happened. I've resumed my needy, self-important, self-evident, argumentative-for-the-sake-of-arguing pontificating, but now am able to irritate a few of the cool kids enough to goad a response (hey, negative attention is better than none at all!).
So, thanks for paying attention to me, y'all. I beg you, don't stop now. It's all I ever wanted. You'll be grateful as my outsider-looking-in status permits me to see things that rest of you cannot.
I'm right about this, correct?
I predict no one will answer.
--Aycharaych
